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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
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I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell

 
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My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. —from the Introduction Actual reader feedback:

"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?"

"Thank you, thank you, thank you—for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say ‘screw the system’ and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, ‘What Would Tucker Do?’—and I do it, and I am a better man for it."

"I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist."

"I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."

"You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

 
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Product Details
Author:Tucker Max
Paperback:288 pages
Publisher:Citadel
Publication Date:January 01, 2006
Language:English
ISBN:0806527285
Package Length:8.2 inches
Package Width:5.4 inches
Package Height:1.0 inches
Package Weight:0.55 pounds
Average Customer Rating: based on 510 reviews

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1Absolute drivel  Sep 01, 2010
I had high hopes for a fun, laugh-out-loud, entertaining "being a guy" book. I expected the debauchery and drunken exploits, but i also expected it would be told in a witty, smart way. What I got was something that any 16 year old could have written in a week. I played rugby in Europe and saw my fair share of wild nights, many far more interesting than this, but it's not the content that necessarily makes a good book, it's the way a story is written. If you have more than 5 brain cells then don't waste your money. Really.

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1The kind of guy you hope your daughter's never meet  Aug 30, 2010
My girlfriend had this as a beach read in Hawaii and kept bursting out in laughter.

I borrowed the book from her and only was able to get through 1/4 of the book. The reason that I read that far was to just ensure that there wasn't anything 'more' to the stories. I also recently watched the "movie" and was reminded of how horrible of a person Max is.

The fact that these are 'real' life stories is even more disturbing.

I'm by no means a prude but to have the things he did and said to girls.. and just had them lined up to do the same to each one was horrible.

Would not recommend.

5A+++++  Aug 23, 2010
This book was hilarious. There wasn't a moment that i wasn't laughing. At some points i was even crying from laughing so hard.

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2If Mel Gibson Wrote a Book...  Aug 16, 2010
I'd put off reading this book for the past few years, but it's inescapable (at least in airport bookstores). It's sold over 1.5 million copies, and it's no mystery why: The entertainment factor is off-the-charts. Who doesn't want to see what goes on in the brain of a womanizing, drunken jerk? Max gets drunk and has sex with a "fat girl"; he "accidentally" punches one woman in the face before impacting her colon during backdoor sex. If that sounds appealing to you, by all means, pick up a copy today. Otherwise, you might be better off listening to the latest Mel Gibson rant.

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1Are there really people like this?  Aug 11, 2010
The lead character is a pathetic scum bag that is only concerned with himself. I hope that there really aren't people like him...and if there are I hope I never run into them. They (all three of the guys) give guys a band name. The women that put up with guys like this only have themselves to blame.

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